i dreamt that
i almost bought a glittery gold fannypack from victoria's secret. but it was over a hundred dollars, so i didn't.
sometimes i stare in the mirror for ten minutes concentrating very hard on not picking up a pair of scissors and cutting off all my hair.
If you ever do cut your hair, cut it omgso short, like, less than a centimeter. It's the best hair-related feeling I know.
There's a woman that comes to Won sometimes who has her hair cut that short, and she's able to pull it off.
PLS 2 CUT YOUR HAIR
pls shave it. i bet your skull is shaped funny under your hair.
Erich made me examine his head for weird lumps before shaving it. So I'm basically an expert, in case you were asking.
Dude, fannypacks are satan and make you sproud a gian butt and black socks with sandals. Stay away.
Although you might be the one to bring them back into style. Then they'd be okay because all pestilences brought on the earth by kate are good ones. Even if you rained down fire and brimstone they'd be cute little flames with happy faces on them and..happy brimstone.
I think I know what brimstone is but I can't be totally certain.