do you double doggy swear

i had a doctor's appointment this morning. and i've finally become an Adult, i guess, because i've graduated from a pediatrician to a nurse practitioner who speaks to me in what is not technically baby talk, but could probably be put in the same genus.

and there was absolutely no point.

seriously all she did today was ask, "HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SEIZURE?", "DO YOU HAVE ANY AMPUTATED FINGERS?", and lecture me about being a good driver/tell me how she "gestured in an unladylike way" at some other driver. i don't know. she is insane.

i was like oh haha. well. yes it is a good thing to be courteous to other drivers.

i did at least ask her to renew my yasmin prescription. so i guess it was not entirely the most retarded experience of my life. but it was pretty close!

and because the appointment was possibly at the worst time ever [partially my fault for agreeing to the first time they said on the phone], i had maximum waiting time for trains in all directions. fortunately, i planned for these circumstances and threw daniel handler's watch your mouth into my bag before leaving this morning.

so i got to reread like half of it today. and here are some things. first of all, i should never forget how much i love daniel handler. because he is perfect.

also, clicky, remember how you randomly asked me about incest last night? [okay, yeah, guys, i don't know. he is a click.] well, basically the theme of this book is incest. and judaism a little bit. and i would like to take this opportunity to recommend that you read it, because it is like, dripping with sex. so i think you would appreciate it.