yo don't ever think kids with piercings are hardcore

'cause i can pretty much guarantee you they are just as ditzy as everyone else. possibly more so.

like yesterday i bought myself a pretty lil labret with a pink stone. and i was like wow, this is lots of fun!

then this morning at work, i went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, and oh hey, where did the little bead on the end go?

oh, i have not a fucking clue.

so hours later, i get home and i am like oh, well, back to the old captive bead ring, amirite.

so i'm leaning over the bathroom sink and usually i make sure the plug is in the drain, but today i am living life on the edge, and fuck that shit.

so oops there goes the ball flying out of my fingers and bouncing down the drain.

oh great, good job.

i am amazing.