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April 30, 2006

bulletin!

klax found his chapstick.

Posted by almeda at 9:38 PM | Comments (1)

bexley is ridiculous.

& i love it.

your mom goes to college!

Posted by almeda at 5:04 PM | Comments (0)

April 25, 2006

for example, why do you need 30,000 buckets?

the reporter's crisp british pronunciation of buckets reminds me of dugan's distinctive style of speech.

i like words.

also i like pictures.

especially of buckets.

Posted by almeda at 9:23 PM | Comments (1)

April 24, 2006

happy i'm-nineteen-and-two-months-day!

sleepy frat boys are darling.

klacki can't ride a bike.

klerf was tragically eaten by a klerfeater. :(

culvert is ambiguously gay.

Posted by almeda at 11:32 PM | Comments (0)

April 23, 2006

things i like:

  • chill prefroshies with impressively good taste in music
  • sailing on the charles in the freezing cold w. hilarious company
  • intense dramatic productions in the porter room
  • tropsicles [esp. mango tango; not so much banana] and six-pound bags of pretzels
  • dancing to 90s prom music in black light lounges
  • jessie's song
  • extreme gather
  • heroes in a half shell
  • klerfs in a bucket

    Posted by almeda at 2:38 PM | Comments (3)

    April 20, 2006

    this is drugs.

    this is your roommate on drugs.

    "i feel like i'm melting."
    "it sounds like i have an irish accent."

    [after petitioning brian glidewell for like ten minutes to buy her fruit snacks at laverdes] "where's brian?"

    <3

    Posted by almeda at 7:28 PM | Comments (2)

    April 18, 2006

    a fun game to play:

    see how many tour groups you can walk through on your way back to bexley from the senior house, when you are wearing the same clothes you wore yesterday and trying to avoid contact with all human life.

    bonus: remembering you still don't know where your keys are. your keys that you haven't seen since last friday.

    Posted by almeda at 11:35 AM | Comments (0)

    April 17, 2006

    why my sister is such a weird (but lovable) bucket

    n: did you shave your arm?
    m: uhhh. my arm is hairy.
    n: yeah. . . that's what i like about it.

    Posted by almeda at 3:05 PM | Comments (1)

    April 14, 2006

    flying to richmond today!

    zoom zoom zoom.

    Posted by almeda at 10:50 AM | Comments (1)

    April 11, 2006

    someone should tell the rotc kids

    that their camouflage kind of has the opposite effect since we are on an urban campus, not in a jungle.

    Posted by almeda at 12:05 PM | Comments (2)

    April 9, 2006

    my computer's being real sassy right now

    so that's why i'm on a forced hiatus from aim until i get things figured out.

    miss you. :-*

    Posted by almeda at 11:21 AM | Comments (1)

    April 5, 2006

    secret card: a how-to

    shuffle standard deck of cards.

    deal one secret card facedown to each player. saying "secret caaaard" as you deal each one is a necessity. players may not look at their secret cards. obviously.

    deal each player a hand of seven non-secret cards.

    the stack of remaining cards is placed in the center.

    players go around the circle taking either the last card from the discard pile or the top card from the stack, and discarding a card from their hand.

    jacks are zero, sevens are negative seven, aces are one. scoring for the rest of the cards is standard. the goal: lowest score.

    when you get to the end of the deck, everyone turns over their secret cards and tallies their scores.

    for endless fun: repeat!

    to live secret card lifestyle: speak in three-syllable phrases that match the intonation of "se-cret caaard."

    brought to you by klerf, the number 538, and the letter F.

    Posted by almeda at 5:57 PM | Comments (1)

    April 4, 2006

    the weather was gorgy this wknd

    but now it's galosh-wearing type.

    oh wellz.

    sucks for the little prefroshies who will overrun campus this week.

    i need to shower.

    i'm trying to figure out why i have nothing to say. i'm pretty sure it's not that i've been doing nothing.

    umm. yeah.

    i'll work on having a more exciting life, 'kay?

    Posted by almeda at 11:27 AM | Comments (2)