First nightmare since I don't even remember

By k8 on January 18, 2006 12:43 PM | | Comments (2)

Standard deal. Running away not quite fast enough. Hopping into elevators whose doors close too quickly or not quickly enough. Slamming doors shut and trying to lock them as a big shadowy monster-type pulls on the other side. Good times. If you like waking up feeling slightly panicked, that is.

Now here are some things that are better than nightmares:

  • lesbians who want to hook up with me before we graduate
  • the hoodie & waterbottle Calvrett got me for xmas [to make up for the one he lost after using it as an alcohol receptacle]
  • Ben wa balls ["a subtle and discreet, yet impressive mini-orgasm"]
  • Kyrstin liking the way I write
  • Project Runway

    • 2 Comments

    Ruairi Author Profile Page said:

    I've always hoped that I could get a testicular orgasm. I assume it'd be pretty fucking awesome.

    Would an orgasm that resulted from stimulation of the perineum be a perennial orgasm? Probably not. Damn.

    January 18, 2006 11:12 PM
    Kel said:

    proj runway=life

    January 19, 2006 2:34 PM

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