SOMETIMES I RUN / SOMETIMES I HIDE
Sometimes a police car drives by my window.
And sometimes I make condom balloons out of mint condoms and hang them on Katharine's door.
Sometimes I can't help but grin at little girls sitting on a ledge, dangling their feet in sync.
But not the band.
And sometimes I'm NOT stoned, so fuck all y'all.
*Nsync was pretty hot. You loved them. Go on, admit it.
When say, "fuck all y'all", we get sad and are very quiet.
Unfortunately we can't be stoned all the time, but advances in stoning technology are surely due soon.