i don't seem obvious, do i?
College life is going fab, with the exception of some physics crap due tomorrow night.
Have been slutting it up at the frats, because our male friends are too lame to admit that they don't actually want to pledge. So we hang out & get free food & feel guilty because they are SO DARLING. & I would pledge in two seconds if I had a penis.
I did laundry and tidied up my half of our room and it really probably is the best dorm room ever. We stole a sketchy chair from outside the laundry room and brought it up. And used our amazing MIT skillz to fit the door up the too-narrow stairs and through the too-narrow fire exit. And "sanitized" it with Lysol wipes.
Have been watching a lot of movies lately: Sin City, the Family Guy movie, Fight Club, Bring It On, Mr & Mrs Smith, and Kill Bill: Vol 1.. Except I slept through a lot of Kill Bill.
And I went grocery shopping by myself yesterday! And bought lightbulbs and peanut butter & nutella & bread & bananas & Reese's Puffs cereal. Felt so grown-up. And only two random men commented on my hair as I walked there and back.
Still need to buy my textbooks. >.> <.<
Yeah. Adults shopping lists are pretty much that.
Reign in the sarcasm, KJ. It could be worse.
Tonight Lauren & I made an emergency trip to LaVerde's for a pint of Ben & Jerry's apiece, three packs of gum, a box of Entenmann's cookies [hers], and a dark chocolate with marzipan Ritter square [mine].
Now that's college living.
As a life coach, I am proud of you.
Except for the textbook bit; you'd better get cracking on that.
Oh come on...why did you sleep through Kill Bill?
Eh, it happens I suppose. But that movie practically runs in my bloodstream.
Should I bring some sort of sleeping bag or is there blanketesque stuff over there?
More questions will be coming to you sporadically approaching Sept 30th!
Having a penis is OK, but it's the testicles that really bring it all together. Aesthetically, in particular.