My roommate is a Nigerian prince

Slash a two-dimensional anime-haired cheerful Power Ranger.

Slash a nonexistent upperclassman.

Classes don't start until September 7, so basically we've been having lots of fun starting way too early in the morning and going way too late.

Highlights include terrorizing unsuspecting upperclassmen until they kick us out of their lounge because "no one there likes us," impersonating the Power Rangers, being overly friendly with less bitchy upperclassmen, writing on the walls of my dormroom, spaghetti wrestling, making fun of Texans, making fun of Cliftons, having my hair glow under the black light in the bexment, being a fashion diva, answering questions about drinking&sex at MIT on camera & MUCH MUCH MORE.

Yay college.