open letters
Dear construction workers:
Please stop making noises outside my house that have the feel of the end of the world about them.
Dear MIT Freshman Advising Seminars:
How the fuck am I supposed to choose the one I want to do most when you are all so exciting and lovely?
14.A02 AIDS in the 21st Century
6.A36 The Asking Animal
SP.727 Blogs, Diaries, Journals and Portfolios: Reflecting on Your First Semester Here [except I think I might be bored with this because I already know how to make a blog, kthxbai!]
17.S10 Conversations You Can't Have on Campus: Race, Ethnicity, Gender and Identity
MAS.A17 Designing New Technologies for Kids
1.A25 Greening Our Garbage: Taking Action on MIT's Trash
6.A43 Internet Controversies
21H.A15 The Practice of Contemplation
SEM.142 Sex and the [City] Institute: An Exploration of Gender Roles and Sexuality [will there be no boys in this seminar? ;.;]
MAS.A16 Steal These Bits
21H.A13 War and Mass Media in Modern American History
Dear Ryan:
Thank you for a lovely time yesterday & for taking me places I'd never been before. In the most mundane, literal sense.
Dear facebook friends:
You are so adorable. Heart.
Dear Friday:
Thanks for being tomorrow. And not, for example, the day after tomorrow. Or the day three days from now.
Dear the Shins:
I am sorry I did not pay for yr music. But I really like it. And will probably buy it someday, so I won't feel like a bad person.
Dear Mac OS X Tiger:
You will soon be mine! Muahahahaha.
Love,
teh only 1337 girl on teh internet
or you could go to the one about blogs and be like, pshhh i am so much better than all of you fools already cuz check out my site, it owns yours, MIT WHAT WHAT
Or the guys at MIT could be such losers that they all sign up for that "sex and the city" course because they think that they'll meet girls there, resulting in the class being 75% male (like the rest of MIT).
Or you could go up to the parking garage sometime.
But you're quite welcome. You're a good fellow to have on them kinda trips.
NOTE: This was supposed to be an e-mail, but apparently I'm not 733t enough to find your e-mail on this page anymore. Which is vaguely troubling, I suppose. Anyway, just keep that in mind. If I had written it as a comment, it'd be a lot more snappy and have words like mkayz and kthx in it. Please don't hold it against me.
Hi Kate Cheney-
If you're interested...
My next door neighbor is a Leukemia Survivor named Helen Daniels. She asked me if I knew anyone who was big on web design to help her out with her website, www.helenesheroes.org. Naturally, I thought of you. I don't know if it'd be paid or whatever, but I didn't think you'd really care about that as long as she doesn't have you running it or something. As far as I know she just needs a layout and a logo or something. So anyway, if you want, her email is sdaniel776@aol.com, and that's about it.
Hope you're having a good summer. I just registered for classes yesterday. One of the advantages of going to a pansy college as opposed to an engineering school is that I'm allowed to take music theory as my quantitative course. It almost feels like cheating, but I'm sure that I'll get over that.
We have to get together some time so that I can get my pirate tape back. Cause I need it and stuff.
Anyway, that's about it. Let me know if you're interested. Personally, I can't see how the humanitarian in you could say no :)
-Will (greetsthemasses@yahoo.com)