Obv. v. deserving of yearbook honours

So guess who left her [brand-new Lin Gyi] wallet at the public library yest. when making photocopies of vocab exercises? How dumb can you be?

Very, apparently. But the library called me and left a "we have your wallet, you ditzy bitch" message. & there was only like twenty dollars in there anyway, so if someone plundered it, they wouldn't find very much. No credit cards, either. Just way too many school IDs, plus my library card, my blood donor card, my original Will Bruce "peach for life" card, & assorted other cards of no monetary value. Maybe some phone cards that I never use ever.

But whatever, it's the library. I'm sure the first person who found it [maybe the kind womyn who gave me dimes for the copy machine?] took it immediately to the front desk.