A pirate walks into a bar
and says "Why do I hurt the ones I love slowly by drinking my life away?" He begins to cry.
Anti-jokes make my abs hurt.
and says "Why do I hurt the ones I love slowly by drinking my life away?" He begins to cry.
Anti-jokes make my abs hurt.
I am supposed to laugh, because I can't breathe! aye kate...
Aww, the new picture is the sexiness.
A non-anti-joke sure to make your abs hurt more...(Ok, so it's actually a pick up line, but work with me)
"If you were a compound, you'd be Copper (II) Telluride, because the symbol for that is CuTe." hehe
Oh my God, those are terrific.
I printed them out and read them to my parents and they hated all of them. My parents suck.
wow...those are funny and disturbing at the same time...
LOL
so hard.
I've got to say, the funniest part of this post has been imagining Colin reading jokes to his stone-faced parents, being disappointed that they're not laughing, and then continuing to read aloud for nine more pages.