Das Wochenende

Since I know you all are wasting away from lack of posts, I'm giving you two in a row. Of course, I know you all will be completely overwhelmed by the surfeit of bloggage and not comment at all, but I've grown accustomed to your perverse ways and shall simply deal with it.

Freitag
I. Chinese food. =9

II. Lost. =9 Favourite Dom!quote: "Give [Almeda] the gun." Loff my namesake. Total badass [spoiler!] convict. >D

III. Debate. I think I must have been watching a different debate than other people, or maybe my friends were talking during all the bits when Bush revealed himself to be a compassionate, thoughtful person, but it seemed to me that Bush came off as a total asshole. Not that I claim to be fair and balanced, but I was definitely getting rude, obnoxious jerk vibes. Watching the audience was fun, though.

Samstag

I. Made recycling posters for ecology club. "Not recycling paper is toxic for the environment" [endorsed by Britney Spears] and "Not recycling paper kills trees" [endorsed by tree-hugging elven Orlando Bloom].

II. Went thrifting. $1 glamourous black sunglasses, $1 pink-framed glasses with the wrong prescription, $4 pink skirt, $0.50 Ella Fitzgerald tape, $2 pink cutesy-Korean-bunny folder [all 20% off for a total of ~$7].

III. Bleached hair with Herbal Essences extra lightening crap. Am so blonde now. Had extensive dream about what colour to dye my hair afterward.

IV. Wimbledon. Oh, Paul Bettany, you are teh cutest. Saw it at big cineplex and whilst waiting for KT's mater to pick us up afterward were surrounded by hoards of preteens being all preteeny. Wrote original lyrics pertaining to situation.

Sonntag

I. Spent veintidós días walking to train station in heat & uncomfortable shoes. But made up for it by looking total glamour puss. Blonde + sunglasses + short skirt + boots = teh sex. Nevermind the glistening effect of the exercise/warm weather.

II. Family brunch. Enjoyable time.

III. I hrt Huckabees. Best. evar. First of all, Jude Law is beautiful. Second of all, it made me laugh y laugh. Third of all, the save the earth theme r0x0red me so hard. Fourth of all, uber!Xian family + Sudan refugee + Mark Wahlberg and Jason Schwartzman = favourite scene to the max.

Montag

I. Tennis in gym class. I pretended to be Anna Kournikova, which involved sticking my boobs out, making orgasmic sounds whenever I hit the ball, and talking about how I didn't want to get too sweaty because I had an underwear modelling photo shoot afterward. My chums Merliffa and Lin were Serena Williams and Andre Agassi, respectively. Oh, yes, how we rocked the tennis courts.

II. My daddy helped me bend a fork into a bracelet. Am such a trendy, artsy person. ^.~ I wanted to make the twines into spirals, but I wasn't strong enough with the pliers.

III. So even though today started out total shite, I'll survive. After all, thanks to senior give back day, tomorrow is essentially Friday. And that is an encouraging thought.