'cause i can pretty much guarantee you they are just as ditzy as everyone else. possibly more so.
like yesterday i bought myself a pretty lil labret with a pink stone. and i was like wow, this is lots of fun!
then this morning at work, i went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, and oh hey, where did the little bead on the end go?
oh, i have not a fucking clue.
so hours later, i get home and i am like oh, well, back to the old captive bead ring, amirite.
so i'm leaning over the bathroom sink and usually i make sure the plug is in the drain, but today i am living life on the edge, and fuck that shit.
so oops there goes the ball flying out of my fingers and bouncing down the drain.
oh great, good job.
i am amazing.
maybe it's because i don't have any piercings but .... this entire post made absolutely no sense to me whatsoever.
yo i agree with berry.
how did the lilly ball get back into your fingers at home? i thought it was gone!!
OH NOW I GET IT NEVERMIND.
This is God's way of saying that you should have them pierced permanently into your phlesh, so that you never, EVER lose them.