July 2006 Archives

'cause i can pretty much guarantee you they are just as ditzy as everyone else. possibly more so.

like yesterday i bought myself a pretty lil labret with a pink stone. and i was like wow, this is lots of fun!

then this morning at work, i went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, and oh hey, where did the little bead on the end go?

oh, i have not a fucking clue.

so hours later, i get home and i am like oh, well, back to the old captive bead ring, amirite.

so i'm leaning over the bathroom sink and usually i make sure the plug is in the drain, but today i am living life on the edge, and fuck that shit.

so oops there goes the ball flying out of my fingers and bouncing down the drain.

oh great, good job.

i am amazing.

i am probably moving to nepa & never coming back.

like, colly & prax are the biggest sweethearts of my life.

and also the most hilar people ever.

like listen. guys. if you are ever down. just call up nepa colin and be like OH HAY I NEED A RIDE SOMEWHERE. and he will pull up in his jaxmobile & be like yo, hop in. and he will put some tunes on his ipod. and sing soulfully. and you will never ever want to leave.

trust me.

also christinahahaha always calls shotty. and maybe has a speech impediment? but she is ril kind.

and listen, i know you don't even care. but i will prolly ditch all my mitty friends this fall. and only hang out with these kids. oh oops.

if you want me tomorrow, you will just have to wait.

because me & this girl are going to visit him & her.

NEPA OR BUST!

could i have asked for better parents?

love 'em.

[lol@ 80s & mom's hat.]

smallculvert.jpg might be one of my biggest confidants.

he and allison berry are pretty much the only people i tell everything to.

the mitty school was great, thanks for asking.

it was wonderful to see everyone again & i'm really excited for this fall.

and senior haus is freezing at night in the summer.

and my roommate would rather watch tremors 4 than spend time with me.

and wordplay is rill cute.

and when eating Nice Chinese Food you should use chopsticks in the tradition of glonous chinese history and cultual.

because even when i can't be there, they call me on the phone so they can share the jens lekman concert with me.

dear fat obnoxious man who talks too loud on the train platform:

shut up no one cares.

dear woman who finds it necessary to file her nails at eight in the morning in the train seat in front of me:

why why why??????????

is the same as senior haus to next house.

yet i walk it every morning. [and most evenings too.]

how's that for unbexley behavior?

about sitting on a roof with will bruce when i'm meant to be working besk.

and the young black man who is summer besk captain in my dream gets angry. and i come back to besk and there is a delivery man with a package who either just got there or who the besk captain detained waiting for me.

and i am like oh dear am i supposed to be at besk right now?

and the angry besk captain deducts hours from my pay.

oops.

that i thanked the shower without even thinking about it.

it just slipped out.

and then i laughed at myself.

that looked like abraham lincoln.

i like reading what she writes about open marriage.

for lending me a regina spektor cd.

one time this morning i was listening to 'that time' and it was like

hey remember that time when my favorite colors were pink and green

and i was like hey yeah i do.

today my popcorn got stuck in the vending machine and a young gallant not only spent more than five seconds trying to get it out, but personally delivered it to my office after i had given up.

because i'm still scared of feet?

yesterday i cut my nails so short my toes started bleeding.

so one time i bought these flip-flops [slippers] from old navy and i almost didn't buy them because they said OLD NAVY PREPSTER on them. i guess i have an unfortunate tendency to preppiness because i kind of like the colors pink and green together. but the text is not where you can see it when i'm wearing the shoes and i bought them anyway.

today i learned that my heel has basically worn away all of the 'old navy' part, but 'prepster' sits under the arch of my foot and is pretty much undisturbed.

oh hey.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAJE.

i'm never not in love with captain jack sparrow.

you're cute. i miss you.

jesse carr is fabulous for his pictures on facebook. especially the flattering ones of me.

coming home tomorrow. seeing pirates tonight.

and someone drew a picture about it.

ps: if you are at the mitty school for the summer, don't leave it two weekends from now. because i will be making an appearance. and i want to see you. [july 21, 22, 23.]

i am, as they say, down the shore.

kisses.