one time, after you saw a college drama production, and you and your friends were excitedly/obsessively telling each other everytime you ran into anyone who was in it, you described someone as having "gold hair" and then couldn't figure out why you said "gold" when she started to make fun of you for not using the word "blonde."
and then perhaps a week later your friend sees one of the kids in the laundry room, which sparks a facebook stalking frenzy. and you realise the blonde kid's screenname is "[firstname]goldenhaired."
and you laugh for eight hours.
do you know what else is classy?
you're walking down the infinite with your ipod, rocking out to le tigre's "hot topic." and as you hear "dorothy allison" in your head you read her name off a poster. and you're like "i was RIGHT!" because when you first saw that poster like a month ago you thought you could hear le tigre singing her name in your head, but weren't sure if you were just making it up.
and you almost gave dugan a pop quiz like: which poster's advertising someone mentioned in a le tigre song? but you didn't want him to pull out his ridiculous knowledge of all music evar and be like WHAT ARE YOU SAYING DUMBFACE?
This is like "Choose Your Own Blogventure" but a lot crappier because you can't fall into any pits and die.
I like the new blue hair on that picture of yourself. Did you color it using that drawing thing that Brian claims you never use? Oo
i want to know the literary term for this kind of listing is, so i can talk it up all the time. SMILES! : ) : ) : )
Le Tigre is amazing!