than waking up to snow? Honestly.
Too bad I don't think classes will ever be cancelled, since I go to school in the North Pole.
Do you know what is a wonderful movie? Love Actually. I had completely forgotten how it is beautiful in every way.
Want to hear a true story?
One time after the last beta pub night of the year, I came home and tugged at my shirt. And I was like, hmm. I don't think that's supposed to happen. And I looked down between my bosom. And there was chewed gum stuck to my chest.
And I was like WHAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Because I had not been chewing gum that evening. And my breasts had not been chewing gum that evening.
And I think I would have fucking remembered someone sticking their ABC gum down my shirt. Which was admittedly lowcut but STILL.
My only theory is that Alison, the only person I remembered seeing chewing gum, somehow lost the ability to keep her gum in her mouth when she leaned over to hug me.
Sketch to the max, that's all I can say.
I don't even know how I do the things I do.
I was in my son's room putting away some laundry when I found a suspicious looking canister. I did some research and found out that the canister contained something called "Axe". I never suspected he could using anything like this although his grades have been slipping lately and he has been acting surly.
How should I confront him with this? Should I make him see a counsellor or even turn him in to the police? I couldn't stand to have my own child grow up to be an Axe-abuser.
yes best friend that letter was for real.
i love love actually times 1000. soooo good.
could have been my gum....
hmm
oopsies
i hope our relationship will still work out ok
One time, I was sitting in a classroom with the door open when my friend walked by in the hall.
She was so excited to see me, she spit her gum right out of her mouth.
It was pretty much hilarious.
Would you want classes to be canceled?