Brokeback Mountain wasn't half as good as I wanted it to be.
Here's what's not half-bad:
I'm really only concerned about my chem final.
Here's what's effing awesome:
MIT parties, e.g. the post-game crunkmas party.
Here's what's cute:
Receiving a bouquet of pink flowers.

May all find salvation in Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Crunk!