if a picture's worth a thousand words. . .

then this entry is worth a LOT of words.

Lauren finally got her pictures from last week developed, so here's a pirated photo update for you.

SENIOR HAUS TRIP:

It's a special place.

So we walk into a room that says "please barge in" on the door and are looking around when all of a sudden BAM holyfuckingshit there are KNIVES ON THE WALL. Note the double sodomizer. [In chef's terms, a carving fork.] So when we met the guy who lives there we started pestering him to cook us a meal with all his knives, but that hasn't panned out yet.

Kiki wins Pretty Pretty Princess. And he IS the prettiest princess.

Only at MIT, right?

He's a special boy.

THE VOYAGE HOME:

So I'm like, "HEY, A SHOPPING CART. I'M TOO LAZY TO WALK HOME. HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A RIDE?" Biggest. mistake. of my life.

After the long trip up stairs, through the Infinite Corridor, across the street against the light, I ended up parked in front of a sprinkler. Go team.

MISCELLANY:

Temporary roommates. Aww.

Mom. <3

Kiki's condom collection.

I'm a beast.

Our room is too pretty! And by our, I mean Lauren's and mine, not Meara's and mine. Where Meara is the girl in the picture with me and Lauren is my roommate. Dig?

Peace.