chris is KEY (9:15:00 PM): Hellz. Accepted MIT RD. <3

Cheers to my favourite token gay Canadian AIM friend! <3 Go team 2009! xD

So here is English class.

Day 1
Mr Kelly: LET'S READ SARTRE!
Everyone: nooooo.
Mr Kelly: OKAY WHO WANTS TO BE GARCIN!
Everyone: silence.
Mr Kelly: OKAY [ALMEDA] YOU DO IT.
Me: ...sure, Mr Kelly. *tries to melt him with laser beams from eyes*
Mr Kelly: *doesn't melt* OKAY GO.

Day 2
Mr Kelly: WHO WAS ESTELLE YESTERDAY?
Kelly: Me.
Mr Kelly: OKAY YOU DO IT AGAIN. GO.
Me: *reads Garcin again*

Day 3
Me: I hope we change parts today so I can finish my gov homework.
Mr Kelly: OKAY I'LL BE GARCIN TODAY.
Me: Ker-ching!
Mr Kelly: WHO WANTS TO BE ESTELLE?
Girl: ...I'll do it.
Mr Kelly: GREAT. WHO WILL BE INEZ?!
Everyone: silence.
Mr Kelly: [ALMEDA] HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT!
Me: ...are you fucking me? ...I mean, yes, Mr Kelly. *reads the part of the lesbian, ker-ching!*

Fin.

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I laughed out loud at "are you fucking me".

Though the visualization certainly stops the laughter...

Aww, thx. <3

And ew x 8 at idea of having sex with Mr Kelly. There's no member of the English department whom I'd least rather do. Of course, some of the other members of our class... oh, yeah, baby.

^ not an invitation to visualize me having sex with anyone else in the class, kthx.

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all i wanted to say was i too laught out loud at the same comment

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