Friday night watched Ned Kelly with friends. *clutch* Every movie I see featuring Orlando Bloom further convinces me of his a] flamboyant homosexuality and b] total whorishness. How I loff that lad. And Kali, you MUST see it.
Exhibit A - Orlando: *wears scarf* [even under Monty Python Black Knight!style armour]
Exhibit B - Orlando: *sleeps with everyone*
Exhibit C - Heath Ledger: This is the fabulous [Orlando's character's name].
Exhibit D - Copper: [to man sleeping with possibly thirteen-year-old girl] Is that another of your whores?
[camera doesn't reveal who's walking up the drive]
KT: Does that mean he's not married?
Me: No, it's probably just that Kate girl [character in movie who sadly looked like a man dressed as a woman] coming over to give him some secret message.
Melissa: I bet it's Orlando Bloom.
[camera pans to approaching woman]
Orlando: *wears shawl over his head*
Audience: *GUFFAW!*
And then of course there's the entirely unrelated exhibit Q:
Orlando: *sees bowl of skulls . . . picks up skull of small animal and holds in front of face . . . opens and closes skull's jaw* Hello.
Who does that?
After evening shenanigans with Orli & mah friends, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4:30 the next morning [it was still dark, so I think it counts as night actually] to drive four hours with my mater to Troy, NY to visit Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. \m/
First of all, I do not want to go to college in Troy, NY. Second of all the m:f ratio is 3:1. Which I suppose makes it easy to find boyfriends, but it's also slightly scary.
On the bright side, I have a $15,000/year scholarship there. And it's cool that Shirley Ann Jackson is their president. And they offer Electronic Media, Arts, and Communication as a major with concentrations like "gaming and animation."
And [yes, I'm starting every sentence with 'and'. shove it.] I tolly was reading the Student Union pamphlet with the list of clubs and saw "The Society for Creative Acronyms" and was like '*jawdrop* I bet Ryan would like that.' Then later I was telling mumsie about it and realised it was the Society for Creative Anachronism. Can you tell I didn't get enough sleep?
So, yeah. That was my weekend thusfar. LICK OMG HOW WAS YRZ?!1one No, only joking, I don't care. Unless I do care, in which case, I can prolly just read about it in yr blog, okay?
No hotlinking, n00b.
Goddamn Orlando fans. It's not even real hotlinking. *fixes*
I got some action.
Don't you wish you knew more?
I thought you fell off the planet or something GOD. Next time some of us who frequent your blog but rarely leave comments because a) we don't know you and b) fear of being weird...would like some notice. KTHX.
Also, you look like the best friend on PRINCESS DIARIES II.
Ahahaha. I know that I just made your day.
Hey, I totally went to visit RPI too. I wasn't really interested in them, but I got that 15,000 a year thing too, so I figured I should look lol. Troy seems a little weird though. Creative acronyms would be fun!!! :-)
RAWR...Really Awesome Whimsical Roar? hehe
You'll never believe how long it took me to process the difference between acronym and anachronism.
And no one ever answered my question!
I like the SCA, too. They cover their swords in duct tape. o.O
Christina: comments from people who don't know me are the best kind! They reassure me that my blog has some ability to attract people who have nothing to do with me and no obligation to read my drivel.
And psh, I know enough about pots and kettles to not call anyone else weird. ^~
*kills self in response to Princess Diaries comment*
Ew, Merv is being creepy.