A triummote

Which is, I've decided, the equivalent of "triumvirate" for three movies. Movie = motion picture. Motion = motus, movere. Hurrah for coining ridiculous new words!

So now, three movies I've recently seen. Spoilers = on.

Vanity Fair
Why are stories about social-climbing women always depressing? [Actually, you needn't answer that. It's the male conspiracy trying to keep us down. *shakes fist* Damn the man!] The ending was actually slightly optimistic; too bad about the total hottie husband getting angry and dying, not to mention the missed chance to make a pass at JRM's way cute son. Talking of, JRM died way too early. V. unappreciated. Sob.

Loff clothing, scenery, bollywood dance number. India = teh pretty.

All I Want [IMDB listing: Try Seventeen]
Segue: All I Want begins with E. Wood dragging trunk behind him; v. similar to scene in Vanity Fair with Becky Sharp pulling her trunk.

E. Wood is too cute for words. Franka Potente is also rather hardcore. Esp. accent. And kicking car and saying "scheiss auto!"

The Closet
Segue: Man pretends to be gay to save job; Elijah Wood is very very gay.

So. funny. Hrt teh French. Condom hat = fab. Kitten = most adorable thing evar.

YARR! Che GueRYAN! has apparently been blogging for quite some time without me notice. Scurvy seadog!